PUPPY BOY HELL

" oh my goodness gracious ! i've been bamboozled ! " - red hood
" tutududu ! ! ! max verstappen ! " - me annoying the shit out of everyone
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grr... puppy boy hell ! >:3

hallo everynyan ^-^ ! my name is roman or snuffy ( as the silly guy in the right corner is called ) , but you can call me whatever you like ! i am seventeen and about to graduate high school . this website is just for fun and for me to post all my random things ( aka , writing , ranting , yapping , fandom stuff ) .
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species ; puppy creature !
prns ; he / it
gender ; trangeber masc
my silly ; keegan / salt
i'm just a lil guy with the best boyfriend ever !
i love my silly .

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sergio 'checo' perez has become a tiny little obsession of mine thanks to my boyfriend (he got me into f1). it's a bit of an issue because i won't shut up about him! i'm super excited about him driving for cadillac next year and i kind of have beef with redbull. his birthday is january 26 and he's 35 years old. i sometimes wonder how these losers pull their wives because his wife is so pretty!! plus he has three kids and they're very cute. it's kind of confusing how i got into f1 so quickly because i've only known a lot about it for a couple weeks. but i'm somehow super invested and it has become my whole personality, so here we are. anyway, next year i shall be checo perez's #1 fan!!!

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on repeat:
“Everyone Adores You (at least I do)”
by: Matt Maltese